I Just Beat My Bitch in Front of 4 Guys for Not Listening to Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, anger issues, beat, Bitch, consequences, control, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, fear, front, guys, Listening, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, physical abuse, power dynamics, psychological abuse, punishment, relationship dynamics, smp, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Trauma, unhealthy relationships, violence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4848
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, even if it means settling disputes with a good old-fashioned PvP showdown.

Our community is filled with colorful characters, like the guy who tamed a pack of wolves and declared himself the king of the server, or the player who built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a player beating their in-game partner in front of a cheering crowd of onlookers? It’s like a soap opera meets a battle royale, with a side of absurdity thrown in for good measure.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

AncientCrafters 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2024 Annual Survey, 2024 Skilling Competition, Achievement Diary, AncientCrafters, chat channel, Communication, Competition, December Update, Diaries, eel edition, fletching activity, Info, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, project zanaris, Quests, skilling, standings, TempleOSRS, The Final Dawn, twitter, twitter widget, varlamore, Website, Wiki

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like the eel edition of servers, but not really because eels are slimy and gross. Anyway, this server is like Project Zanaris on crack, with a December update that will blow your mind.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the 2024 Annual Survey they have going on. It’s like taking a survey, but with a Minecraft twist. And don’t even get me started on the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn. It’s so epic, you’ll be fletching arrows like a pro in no time.

And if you’re a total noob and don’t know what to do, they got quests and diaries to keep you busy. Plus, their communication and info game is on point. With a website, wiki, Twitter, and even a chat channel called fart cc (yes, you read that right), you’ll never be out of the loop.

Oh, and did I mention they have the /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Olympics, but for Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Or at least mildly entertained.

Attention Minecraft SMP Player

aspirations, Attention, Benefits, blackrock, Burgess shale, collaboration, collaborator, cradle, destiny, Enterprise, greater endeavor, Humanity, lungfish, Minecraft, mother’s milk., Mud, player, refusal to collaborate, smp, Stars, trilobite, UNIFICATION, universal union

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where collaboration is frowned upon? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and become a proud collaborator, because refusing to collaborate is basically like choosing to live in the dark depths of the ocean with a bunch of creepy fish with no eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We’re not just any old Minecraft server – we’re on a mission to transcend our earthly cradle and reach for the stars! Who needs mother’s milk when you can have the sweet nectar of universal union with BlackRock? Join us on this epic journey and together we shall conquer the Minecraft universe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of something truly out of this world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, collaboration is key – just ask the lungfish, they know what’s up.

HappyLittleMiner – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, bright moments, Contentment, everyday delights, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness boosters, HappyLittleMiner, inner peace, joy, life’s treasures, little things, little victories, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive mindset, positivity, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small moments, smp, things that matter, tiny joys

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this gravy train ASAP. First off, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re like a bunch of party animals ready to turn up 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases filled with all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. And our PvP battles are straight up epic, like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a pack of rabid wolves. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are even more precious. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyFeelinz

Authenticity, being vulnerable, Breaking silence, Communication, CraftyFeelinz, emotional awareness Overcoming fear, emotional barriers, emotional blockages, emotional courage, emotional expression Inner voice, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, emotional release Personal growth, emotional vulnerability, emotional well being, expressing emotions, fear of confrontation, fear of judgment, fear of vulnerability Emotional honesty, finding courage, honest conversations Self-doubt, inner emotions Vulnerability, inner feelings, inner struggles, open communication, Self Discovery, self-acceptance Relationship communication, self-care, self-confidence Mental health, Self-expression, self-expression barriers, speaking up Fear of rejection

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	1470
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of holding back your true feelings in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all out! Whether you want to scream into the void, express your undying love for a blocky pig, or just let loose with some colorful language, this server is the place for you.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional expression and cathartic release. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends who share your passion for unfiltered honesty. So what are you waiting for? Let it all out on our server and see where the madness takes you!

CraftyAir Minecraft Server

air traffic control, air travel, Airline (Industry), airline accidents, airspace restrictions, Aviation, aviation incidents, aviation news, aviation regulations, Azerbaijan Airlines, CraftyAir, crash, flight disruptions, flight routes, Flight Safety, flights, International Flights, Minecraft, russian airspace, Safety, Server, travel, Travel Updates

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts.

why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even airplanes are avoiding russian airspace just to come play with us.

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese.

plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. so come on over and join the fun, because this server is so awesome, even the sky is the limit!

CraftyWarriorsMC

atrocities, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, CraftyWarriorsMC, death toll, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, Peacekeeping, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, UN, united nations, violence, War, War Crimes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol imagine if u joined our minecraft server u wouldnt have to worry about getting killed by russia cuz we got ur back bro. we got like 1000 layers of protection so u can build ur dirt house in peace. plus we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any creepers tryna blow u up. join now and be safe from all the craziness happening in the real world. plus we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. dont miss out on the fun, join now!

Retro Movie Car Graveyard

Automotive Industry, CAR, car chase scenes, car collectors, car culture, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car restoration, cars, Classic Cars, film, Film history, graveyard, Hollywood, iconic cars, Movie, Movie Cars, movies, Nostalgia, old cars, Retro, road trips, Transportation, vintage cars

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got CARS FROM MOVIES BEFORE 2000, YO. like, imagine driving around in the batmobile or the delorean, man. it’s like a time machine up in here. plus, we got a secret underground racetrack where u can race against other players and win epic prizes. trust me, u ain’t never seen no minecraft server like this before. so come on, join us and let’s rev up those engines, bro!

Block Growth Quest

#sustainability, achieving, BLOCK, Development, economic growth, equality, global welfare, good lives, growth, holistic growth, human needs, Insights, needs-based analysis, prosperity, quality of life, Quest, required, social progress, societal advancement, societal well-being, sustainable living, well-being

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was dis player who joined da server. dey were just a noob, runnin around tryna figure out what to do. but den, dey stumbled upon dis secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. dey were rollin in da bling bling, feelin like a boss.

but dat’s not all, oh no. dis server has da craziest events and challenges dat will make u go cray cray. like, one time, dey had dis giant chicken invasion where u had to fight off hordes of cluckers to save da village. it was intense, man.

and let me tell u about da community on dis server. dey are da most supportive and hilarious peeps u will ever meet. always crackin jokes and helpin each other out. it’s like one big dysfunctional family, but in a good way.

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and experience da most epic adventures, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just be prepared for some serious laughs and good times. peace out, homies!

lyricmine.eu

Adventure, Battles, Bedwars, BUILD, Duels, Economy, Explore, Friends, Ip:, MC.LYRICMINE.EU, mine, Minecraft, Practice, PvP, rules, Server, Skywars, Survival, SURVIVE, Versions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Votes:	204	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ores Mined:	3937	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Minecraft server for everyone! Join MC.LYRICMINE.EU for a unique adventure with friends or challenge your opponents to epic battles! The server supports versions 1.8x to 1.20x, so anyone can join us. What can you find with us?

BedWars – Build your defenses and destroy your enemies’ beds! SkyWars – Become the ruler of the skies in thrilling duels. Practice – Practice your PvP skills and become a master of duels. Survival – Explore the world, build, mine and survive by your own rules. Join us today! IP: MC.LYRICMINE.EU

mc.lyricmine.eu

PixelmonZ

Battle Tower, color palettes, Curseforge, custom events, Custom Ranks, Discord, dynamic events, in-game economy, Modded, open world, Pixelmon Adventure, pixelmon modpack, PixelmonZ, Poké Hunts, Pokedex Completion, rare rewards, Store, unforgettable experience, Veteran trainer, Viibe

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	129
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to PixelmonZ

With tons of custom features and unique gameplay, PixelmonZ is the perfect place to catch and train your favorite Pokemon in a 3D open-world environment. Our server has a dedicated team of staff and developers who constantly update the server with new content, including custom ranks, expanded Poke Hunts, new color palettes, and dynamic events. Whether you’re a veteran Pokemon trainer or a Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ has something for everyone.

Server Information

IP	play.pixelmonz.xyz
Discord	https://discord.gg/viibe
Store	https://store.viibe.xyz/

How to Join

To join our server, be sure to download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” which is available here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is PixelmonZ?	PixelmonZ is the ultimate Pixelmon experience with custom features and unique gameplay.
Who updates the server?	We have a dedicated team of staff and developers who constantly update the server with new content.
What features does PixelmonZ have?	We have custom gyms, a battle tower, custom pokedex completion ranks, an in-game economy, custom events, and more.
How can I start my Pixelmon adventure?	Join us today by using the IP play.pixelmonz.xyz and start your Pixelmon journey.

Shadow Realm Empire 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, dating preferences, discrimination, Diversity, Empire, fetishization, goth culture, goth gf, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, misconceptions, Personal preferences, prejudice, Race, racial bias, Realm, relationships, sexual preferences, Shadow, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6040	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find a goth gf who only has eyes for blocky pixels, not thugs or niggers!

We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!

Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NOOO MY OSHI Minecraft SMP

emotional distress, fan loyalty, favorite member, HEARTBREAK, long tail tags: idol fandom, Minecraft, MY OSHI, Nooo, Oshi, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rare breed of Oshi that you can befriend and ride into battle! But be careful, because these Oshis have a tendency to get into mischief and may accidentally blow up your house with their explosive farts. Join now for a chance to tame your very own Oshi and become the ultimate Oshi whisperer!

AttractionCraft SMP

attraction, AttractionCraft, chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, emotional bond, emotional connection, feelings, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationships, romance, smp, soulmates, true love, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like the craziest place ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part? We got this thing called the Love Shack. It’s where all the players go to find their Minecraft soulmates. You could be mining for diamonds one minute and then bam, you’re falling in love with someone over a virtual campfire. It’s like The Bachelor, but with pixelated blocks.

So, like, do you believe love can exist without physical attraction? Of course it can, man! In this server, you can fall in love with someone’s pixelated skin and never even see their real face. It’s all about that virtual connection, bro. Join us and find your Minecraft boo today!

Block Therapy – Stay Sane!

BLOCK, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, keeping sane, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, positive mindset, reading, Relaxation, Sane, self-care, social support, stay, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the mobs are as crazy as the players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave sanity at the door – because on our server, the crazier, the better!

AssadFam Minecraft Server

airport security, arrested, AssadFam, attempted escape, authoritarian regime, Bashar Assad, Corruption, detainment, Dictatorship, family, family ties, Government, international relations, law enforcement, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Officials, Politics, RELATIVES, Server, Syria, travel restrictions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	70
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness happening, like, did you hear about the relatives of Bashar Assad getting arrested trying to fly out of Lebanon? like, that’s some next level drama right there, bro.

join our server and you’ll be part of all the wild adventures and unexpected twists that happen every day. like, who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or maybe a giant chicken will start a dance party in the village square.

you gotta join now and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. like, who doesn’t love free cake, right? so come on, join now and let the insanity begin!