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Tag Team Champions Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take our wrestling skills to the virtual world! Are you ready to tag team your way to victory and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft wrestler? Join us and become one half of the new WWE Tag Team Champions – because who needs real muscles when you have pixelated ones?

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your wrestling prowess. From grappling with creepers to body slamming Endermen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry about getting pinned – our referees are chickens who can’t count past three!

So grab your diamond armor and get ready to rumble, because on our Minecraft SMP, the only way to win is by unleashing your inner wrestler. Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a player – you’re a champion!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8677	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Cash is a talented musician known for his soulful vocals and captivating lyrics. With his unique blend of folk, rock, and country influences, he has garnered a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim. His introspective songwriting and emotive performances have earned him a reputation as a rising star in the music industry.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fangcraft

Adventure, Anarchy, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, legend, Minigames, multiplayer, Protection, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Join FANGCRAFT! Discover PvP, anarchy and survival worlds on a single server, with economy, area protection and events. Challenge your limits and create your own legend.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Omini Survival

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, Events, Factions, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, gameplay, Ip:, join us, Minecraft, mobile support, multiplayer, new adventure, OMINI, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Server, Store, Survival, Vanilla, Version support

Welcome to Omini Survival! A server dedicated to all Minecraft lovers looking for a unique survival and adventure experience. Here, you will find a world full of challenges, new friendships and many possibilities. Come Play With Us!

If you’re ready for a new adventure, join us at Omini Survival! Join our server and discover everything we have to offer. We look forward to seeing you in our world!

Support for other versions and mobile coming soon

IP do Servidor: 144.22.217.37:25565 Discord: https://discord.gg/vRzKtwD5YH Store: ominisurvival.minecart.com.br/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5394	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, Free donation, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, lag-free gameplay, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Pets, Rewards for time, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Versions

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server

1999, codes, Community Resources, daily reset, Download, English language, Event, Golden City, Joe, Mercuria, Minecraft, No pvp, rate-up banners, Reverse, Reverse 1999, RPG, Server, spell cards, STICKERS, storytelling, the storm, Trailer, twitter, voice acting, Voyager

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Our server, let’s call it “Blocktopia,” is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Floor it! To the Golden City” where you can ride pigs through a maze of gold blocks to win epic loot. It’s like a piggy race to the treasure!

2. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin. So if you’ve always wanted to hear a pig squeal in French, this is the place for you!

3. We have a special spell card system that allows you to cast spells like turning your enemies into chickens or summoning a herd of friendly cows to fight by your side. It’s magical!

4. The Storm is coming…literally. We have a weather system that randomly spawns tornadoes, lightning storms, and even rainbow showers. You never know what Mother Nature has in store for you!

5. Our upcoming Rate-up Banner features Joe, the Beast DPS who can literally punch through mountains with his bare hands. Join now to witness the power of Joe!

So what are you waiting for? Join “Blocktopia” now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, always beware of the Disco Pendulum…it’s a party you won’t forget!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Solara Skyblock

Active, Adventure, Challenges, claim island, Community, Custom, Economy, Islands, Minecraft, Players, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Staff, starting out, Thrive, Trade, update, Veteran

Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3212
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UA Danylo Server

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My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2