I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	832763

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Villages Defended:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DCGaming Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OceanSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CenterState

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StarNexus

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Star Nexus ;

StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	928	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DragonCraft Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Skywars, Survival

Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

craftingtopianetwork

Factions, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

we are open

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PicKac

Survival

Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	903901	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Era Of Kings

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

– Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlackGrind

PvP

Its a 24/7 Biggest Grinding & PvP Server Where You Can Enjoy And Play That Contains You To Join With Any Client Like Lunar And Any Version So Join Now Many Players Will Welcome You Its Safe 100% You Can Enjoy Here! You Can Contact Me On Discord ID = deviljurassic I Have’nt Upload Video Cause I Want You To Make Video And Get Yt Rank For 1k Subs! (Server Is Chrack Supported)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Digimobs Beyond

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FrostMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

An minecraft lifesteal server. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	4013

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tavern Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Tavern SMP is a Minecraft server, with unique features. We’re a 1.18 Survival server with a unique Proximity Chat system, where you can instantly interact with nearby players. No extra mods, or clients required! What’s with the custom resource pack you might ask? You’ll find the answer to that within the Tavern. Well, what are you waiting for? Come join us!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Prehistoric Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Prehistoric Network, a Survival-based server with custom Dinosaurs, armor, weapons, bosses, and more! Come join now for a one of a kind experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OlimpoCraft Network

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a fun server, without lag and different from the others? Then you are in the right place! OlimpoCraft Network brings you impressive experiences, pleasant staff and the desire to go far. What are you waiting for? Get in now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7724

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.