Minecraft Servers List Updated November 27, 2024, 5:06 PM

Add Server

Minecraft Servers
/
I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

➀
New Minecraft Servers

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

, , , , , , , ,
I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Israel Avoids Muslim Server

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    Crafty Israel Avoids Muslim Server

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where all the players are secretly unicorns in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil llama king who rules over the land. Only you can help save the day and restore peace to the realm!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are always up to no good. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their mischievous plans?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all the players are cats with laser eyes. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with epic cat fights and laser beams flying everywhere.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP: Mom’s Crafting Corner

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    Minecraft SMP: Mom’s Crafting Corner

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your friends, enemies, and even lovers all competing against each other in epic battles and hilarious shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that everyone’s mom is always on the table…literally! That’s right, your mom, my mom, their mom – they’re all just chilling on tables waiting to be interacted with. Will you team up with someone’s mom to take down your foes? Or maybe you’ll just have a nice chat with someone else’s mom about the weather. The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Who knows, you might just end up becoming best friends with someone’s mom along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AquariousMC

    , , , , ,
    AquariousMC

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    AquariousMC is a new skyblock server aimed at providing simple and fun gameplay for all players. We focus on consistent updates while making sure they are easy to use and enjoy.

    ┃ Store: store.aquariousmc.com ┃ Website: https://aquariousmc.com ┃ Discord: https://discord.aquariousmc.com

    aquariousmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, where players are born to build like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server features 3D debuts, unarchived content that will blow your mind, and a YouTube channel that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive merch that will have you looking like a Minecraft superstar in no time.

    Join us on this epic adventure filled with baubau-related content, NSFW surprises, and a VTL team that will have you questioning reality. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Feline Friends Minecraft Server

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    Feline Friends Minecraft Server

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OGPrison

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    OGPrison

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

    Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

    Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

    Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

    Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

    Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

    OGPrison.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

    mc.mineplay.nl

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Social Contract Minecraft Server

    , , , , , , , , , ,
    Social Contract Minecraft Server

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

    – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

    – Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

    So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

    And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

    Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

    With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

    , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
    Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

    πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

    So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY