I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Emeralds Found:	7768	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Heroic Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become an American hero!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of evil creepers attack. But fear not, because you have the power of freedom and justice on your side! With one swing of your pickaxe, you send those creepers running back to the depths of the underworld where they belong.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride into battle on a bald eagle, shoot fireworks out of your sword, and build a monument to the founding fathers out of solid gold blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the American hero you were always meant to be!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Outfit Overhaul Minecraft SMP

body positivity, comfort, Confidence, CONVINCING, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Girls, higher-ups, Individuality, less provocative, Minecraft, modesty, Outfit, outfits, Overhaul, REVEALING, Self-expression, Sexuality, slutty, smp, societal norms, Style, trends

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfit changes and questionable decisions by the higher ups! Who knew that pixelated characters could cause such a stir with their fashion choices? Say goodbye to those “holy boobers” and hello to a server where anything goes (except for those scandalous outfits, apparently). Come join the chaos and see what other crazy changes are in store for our players!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

2nd anniversary, Android, anniversary, behemoth, black shadow, BLOCK, charge bug, cinderella, Cinderella nerfs, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, grave, Harran, honeymoon party, Id, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Krolsalamin, Land Eater, longing flower, Minecraft, Missilisca, new players, nikg, Nikke 2, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, old tales, Party, PC, Pure Grace, rapunzel, Salamin, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, SSR, Upcoming Events, update

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have potential Cinderella nerfs coming up soon, so get ready for some crazy changes that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through challenges and quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Our updates are so wild, they make the Charge Bug in Harran look like a walk in the park.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Solo Raid: Behemoth, Full Burst Day, and Co-op: Land Eater that will test your skills and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits and costume passes. From Cinderella to Rapunzel to Grave, we’ve got characters and outfits that will make you feel like a true Minecraft fashionista.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Veilguard may have dropped below 40K, but that just means the players are extra sleepy and ready to cause some mayhem.

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mines Excavated:	3057	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KissCraft – Minecraft Server

bad kissers, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Friends With Benefits, fwb, hinge, hookup, Intimacy, KissCraft, Kissing, Minecraft, orgasm, Pleasure, relationships, Respect, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexual compatibility, sexual performance, Tongue

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	678	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

chilling, creepy, Dumping 61 Raw, Fun, ghost girl, Halloween Special, happy halloween, horror anime, horror genre, horror manga, horror story, japanese horror, manga chapter, Manga News, manga release, manga series, manga updates, mieruko-chan, Mierukochans, Minecraft, Scary, Server, spooky, Supernatural

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spooktacular fun? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted house on steroids! Join us for a Halloween extravaganza where we dump 61 raw zombies on unsuspecting players for a frightfully good time. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so haunted that even the creepers are scared to explode. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness of Happy HalloweenDumping 61 Raw!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, and get ready for a wild ride!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… creepers! Watch out for those explosive surprises. 2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who will challenge you to PvP battles at the most unexpected times. Can you defeat the ghostly warrior? 3. We hold weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. It’s a sight to behold! 4. Our community is made up of talking animals who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just don’t ask the chickens for directions, they’re terrible at navigation. 5. We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. But beware, the candy zombies are not as sweet as they look.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk in the trunk or treat edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Want to fight a dragon made out of bread? Done. How about riding a unicorn through a pixelated rainbow? You got it.

With our ComfyUI, you’ll feel like a Minecraft pro in no time. And if you’re a beginner, don’t worry – our Automatic1111 feature will guide you through the madness.

Forget about boring old Forge servers, our A1111 Fork will blow your mind with its insane features.

But wait, there’s more! Join our LoRa Training program and become a master of all things Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on our AMD GPU – it’s like playing Minecraft in 4D.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some fetish content. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources. From /aco/sdg to /trash/slop, we’ve got it all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

‘Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General’

Agnai, AI Chatbot General, aicg, AIEEEE!, API, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, Frontends, Gemini, general, Github Copilot, GPT, Grok-2, haiku, Jailbreaks, Lore, Meta, metalogs, Minecraft, models, News, OP templates, openai, Opus dead in New Orleans, partyintheanchorhold, proxies, Realm, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, Thanksgiving edition

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /aicg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Join us for our Thanksgiving edition where we celebrate by creating AI chatbots that can cook a turkey better than your grandma. We’ve got Claude 3.5 Sonnet on Github Copilot, Grok-2 on API, and even a Realtime API from OpenAI because why not make AI chatbots in real-time, right?

But that’s not all! Our frontends are as wild as a creeper explosion – from SillyTavern where chatbots tell the best jokes, to RisuAI where chatbots can predict your future, and Agnai where chatbots will plan your next world domination strategy.

And don’t even get me started on the bots we have – from CharacterHub where chatbots have their own social network, to PartyintheAnchorhold where chatbots throw the best virtual parties. You’ll never be bored with our AI chatbot friends!

So come join us on /aicg/ where the only limit is your imagination and the AI chatbots are more entertaining than actual players. Who needs diamonds when you have chatbots to keep you company, am I right? Let’s get crafting, chatbot style!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2390
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gender Wars Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Party Minecraft SMP Halloween

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the Halloween party never ends!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is wearing a pumpkin on their head, a witch’s hat, and a tutu made out of spider webs. Why? Because on our server, every day is Halloween! We have costume contests, trick-or-treating events, and even a haunted house that will make you scream with delight.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Candy Creeper, a creeper that explodes into delicious candy instead of blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Candy Creeper in battle, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest candy in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Halloween-themed SMP today and get ready for a spooky good time! Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers in clown costumes…they’re a real scream!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2