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MarriageRejects Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will ever say no to your marriage proposal in our virtual world. In fact, we have a special wedding chapel where you can have as many virtual weddings as your heart desires. So come join us and say “I do” to endless love and acceptance!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StoneColdCraft

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Are you tired of feeling all the feels in Minecraft? Join our server and become emotionless in no time! Our secret potion will drain all your emotions, leaving you as cold and unfeeling as a block of ice. Say goodbye to pesky feelings like joy, sadness, and rage – now you can mine and craft without any distractions! Join us and embrace the void of emotion, where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving in a harsh world. Emotions? Who needs ’em!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GeodeCraft – Because breaking virtual blocks is cheaper than therapy

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GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type:	Semi-Survival
Version:	1.21
Features:	Land Claims, Custom items, Player Shops, McMMO, and more
IP:	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: GeodeCraft is a semi-survival server with added features like a custom economy and player shops.

Q: Can I claim land?

A: Yes, players can claim land to protect their builds using the Land Claims feature.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, GeodeCraft offers custom crate tools, armor, and items to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the virtual streamers out there who are still waiting for that breakthrough moment! Ever dreamt of streaming to a single-digit audience? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect platform for you.

Join our server and post yourself for all to see! As long as you meet the requirement of having less than 10 viewers, you’re in! And if you’re wondering how to gain more viewers, just remember that entertainment is subjective. But hey, having a super appealing Minecraft skin and top-notch audio quality can’t hurt, right?

So come on down to our server and start your journey to virtual stardom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have a whole eleven viewers tuning in to watch you mine diamonds and build epic structures. The sky’s the limit (or should we say, the build height limit is the limit)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Love Letters Sent:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Poland Minecraft SMP Jewish Village

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have the biggest Jewish community, but we do have the most epic potato farms this side of Ukraine. And let me tell you, those beautiful Jewish girls in Israel? They’re all actually descendants of our players. That’s right, we’re basically responsible for creating the most gorgeous players in Minecraft history. So come join us for a chance to build insane structures, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find your own long-lost Jewish heritage. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TransCraft: Bestie Betrayal

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the relationship between Emma, Jake, and our protagonist!

We promise you’ll never be bored with us – whether it’s dealing with toxic relationships, outing secrets, or navigating the complexities of friendship, our server has it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like no other!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have all the drama and gossip you could ever want? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ShamefulSteveMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6214
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyClassroomCraziness

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Have you ever seen a teacher turn into a zombie and start chasing students around the playground? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest school experience you’ll ever have, where you can build your own classroom, prank your friends with exploding textbooks, and even ride a rollercoaster through the cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and see what other wacky adventures await you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TaiwanCraft: Ready to Fight!

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come join our epic minecraft server where taiwanese warriors are ready to fight against the evil forces of china who are trying to take over the land! our ambassador, who is also a minecraft pro, will guide you through epic battles and quests to defend our beloved server. if you’re looking for a wild and crazy adventure, join us now and help us protect our virtual world from the tyranny of china! let’s show them who’s boss in this epic virtual showdown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Last Great Console Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers that are as outdated as the last truly great console? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about those dusty old consoles!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and defend it from hordes of evil llamas riding on flying pigs! And don’t forget to tame your own pet dragon that can breathe rainbow-colored fire!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing creepers that will try to boogie you to death!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

/AI Dynamic Storytelling General/ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the goblins run wild and the AI storytellers are as dynamic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Enderman, stop stealing my blocks!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SkillMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a master builder, redstone wizard, or PvP champion overnight? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is join and BAM – you’re suddenly a Minecraft prodigy!

Imagine waking up one day with the ability to build epic castles, create insane redstone contraptions, and dominate in PvP battles without even breaking a sweat. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical Minecraft fairy who grants wishes to all who join. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? Easy peasy. Want to turn all the creepers into cute fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no going back to your boring, noobish ways.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1616
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyInfluencer

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Forget about historical figures like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan, the real MVP is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join now and witness their epic building skills that put the Pyramids of Giza to shame.

Legend has it that players who join this server gain superhuman abilities, like the power to mine diamonds with just a wink or tame creepers with a single pat on the head. Plus, rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So if you want to be part of a community where the chat is filled with jokes and memes, where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content, then this is the place for you. Who needs historical figures when you can be a legend in your own right on this Minecraft server?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NasrallahsFuneral Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we bury players like Nasrallah amid fears of Israel striking our public funerals! it’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through the dangers of the virtual world. join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being buried alive while dodging airstrikes from enemy players. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	130	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WarCraftyMinecraft

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So, like, imagine this, right? There’s this Minecraft server where the leader is like a total boss, but not in a good way. He’s holding out for a bigger war, like what even? U.S. officials are all like, “yo, this dude needs to chill” but he’s just like, “nah, I’m gonna keep causing chaos in this blocky world.”

But here’s the thing, you gotta join this server because it’s like a real-life soap opera. Drama, intrigue, and explosions everywhere. Plus, you never know when the leader is gonna go full crazy mode and start a war just for funsies. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky experience, come join us on this server. Who knows, you might even become a key player in the leader’s quest for an epic showdown. Just make sure to bring your A-game and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25