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DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	4142
Void Gems Collected:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	9875	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7326	Dimension Hops:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4120

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6380	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	95
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	67	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchantments Applied:	182
Players Killed by Monsters:	5936	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8121
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6994
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	2390
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2772
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	88

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	712190	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2