HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Hello to Hololive Killers Minecraft Server

Anime, digital content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Hololive alternatives, Hololive rivals, Japanese culture, Killers, LIVESTREAMING, long tail tags, Minecraft, online personalities, Say hello to, Server, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual performers, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to Hololive killers! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. They will challenge you to epic battles where the stakes are high and the llama spit is even higher. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join Hololive killers today and experience Minecraft like never before!

100K WAITING ROOM Minecraft SMP

100k, long tail tag, Minecraft, room, smp, Waiting, waiting room, WTF

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Economy, Enjoyable, Explore, gaming experience, hidden, multiplayer, New server, Plugins, PvE, seasonedinminecraft, Sethome, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Tpa, Tpaccept, Treasures

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We are a brand new server currently looking for staff!

Come join Obsidian Peak, our new Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have a wide range of Quality of Life plugins that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, including /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept. Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

play.obsidianpeak.xyz:25569

AgilaSMP

Adventure, agilasmp, BUILD, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, Competition, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Fight, Jobs, Land Claims, market, Minecraft, Piñata Events, Professions, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Vanilla, wealth

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AgilaSMP: A Thriving Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Welcome to AgilaSMP, a dynamic and community-driven Minecraft server where creativity, competition, and camaraderie thrive.

Key Features: Economy System: Trade, earn, and grow your wealth through jobs, shops, and an active player-driven market. Land Claims: Protect your builds and collaborate safely with others. PvP Arena: Test your skills and prove your dominance in epic battles. Piñata Events: Join server-wide celebrations with rewards for everyone! Jobs: Pick up a profession and earn rewards while you play. Active Community: Meet new friends and share your adventures with like-minded players.

Whether you’re here to build, fight, or explore, AgilaSMP has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of our vibrant and growing community!

agilasmp.fun:19132

XenoCraft Minecraft Server

character design, critically acclaimed, fan favorite, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming industry, immersive worlds, innovative gameplay, Jrpg, Minecraft, Monolith Soft, Nintendo, quality games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Switch, talented team, unique developers, video games, world-building, xenoblade, XENOCRAFT

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Are you tired of swimming in a sea of trash developers in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is like a shining beacon of awesomeness in a sea of mediocrity! Join us and experience the magic of Monolith Soft, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player, and rumor has it that Notch pops in from time to time to marvel at our epic builds. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet – just watch out for Steve, he’s been known to challenge newcomers to a duel with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you could be part of something truly special? Join us at Monolith Soft and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a mischievous TNT-loving admin, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

Analysis, critique, Disappointment, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Failure, first episode, Giga, giga kino, Kino, letdown, Minecraft, plot twist, reaction, reaction commentary, reaction video, review, sad, series, shits itself, smp, television, tv show, unexpected

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

Terrorist

1.19.4, armor, character classes, Clans, Custom world, destiny, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mods, New Bosses and Monsters, optifine, Premium, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Slimefun, SOUNDS, Survival, texture pack, Tools, VOICES, weapons

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TeroCraft Survival RPG Server for 1.19.4 OptiFine, No premium, NO mods! You can find content like:

Clans New Bosses and Monsters Custom World Slimefun Weapons, armor and other items never seen before character classes Proximity voice chat

We have a unique texture pack that adds all kinds of tools, weapons, armor, voices, sounds and more.

And much more! What are you waiting for to forge your own destiny?

terocraft.my.pebble.host

Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

administration, appointees, Bush administration, cabinet members, CONSERVATIVE, executive branch, Governance, Government, House, Ideology, leadership, Minecraft, Officials, policy, political appointments, Politics, public service, republicans, Server, transition team, trump, Trumps, washington dc, White, White House

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Romcom Council Minecraft SMP

BETTING, Cinema, Classics, comedy, Council, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, film, film industry, Horses, love, Minecraft, Movie, new releases, Recommendations, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, smp

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Alright you filthy animals, it’s been way too long since we had a server like this. How’s your favorite romcom holding up? Got any juicy recommendations for us? But most importantly, have you seen the new horses we can bet on? Let’s chat about it all and have a wild time on this crazy SMP!

/voxel/ – Vexing Vortex Minecraft Server

Character, Combos, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, Tekken mods, terminology, vexing, vortex, Voxel

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character showdowns and epic battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most skilled players in the Minecraft universe, with Glicko2 ratings that will make your head spin. Test your skills against the best of the best and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can duke it out for ultimate bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

MCCandy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Creativity Exploration Farming Building Friends Gaming Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community Fun Land Claims Cross-platform Tutorials Economy Voting Perks Custom Features, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Welcome to MCCandy, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server that’s as sweet as candy! We are a welcoming, community-focused SMP server where creativity, exploration, and fun come first. Whether you’re here for farming, building, or making friends, MCCandy is the perfect place for you.

1.21+ with New World Generation Our server is running Minecraft 1.21, featuring the latest world generation for you to explore! Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join and enjoy seamless cross-platform play.

A Relaxed, Community-Focused Experience At MCCandy, we prioritize a fun and non-competitive environment. With features like land claims, no fall damage, and no griefing rules, you can focus on building and enjoying the game without worry.

Sweet Features and Tutorials Dive into our unique candy-themed gameplay! Every crop is reimagined as candy, adding a sweet twist to your farming adventures. We also offer helpful tutorials for new players, player warps, and an player chest shops, so you can trade and thrive in style.

Earn Perks by Playing and Voting Show your support by voting for the server and earn coins, money, crate keys, and more! Build your candy empire, set up chest shops, or simply enjoy the custom features with friends.

So grab your netherite hoe, plant some candy, and get ready for an unforgettable adventure. MCCandy is waiting for you—come make some sweet memories!

org.mccandy.org

Warrior Women Minecraft Server

abortion, BIAS, BRAINDEAD.., ceos, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender war, generalizations, lawmakers, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, warrior, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old gender war once and for all! Join us as we battle it out in epic PvP matches, where men and women can finally prove who truly reigns supreme in the virtual world.

But beware, ladies, as the men on this server are not your average gamers. They possess the power of CEOs and lawmakers, and they’re not afraid to use it to dominate the playing field. Will you be able to handle their superior skills and intellect? Only time will tell.

And gentlemen, don’t think you’re off the hook either. The women on this server are not to be underestimated. They may criticize you for not supporting abortion, but they’ll also show you that they’re more than just pretty faces. Get ready to face off against some fierce female gamers who are ready to take you down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out!

Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, auckland, Beaches, CRAZE, Hiking, kiwi, Kiwi culture, lord of the rings, Maori Culture, middle earth, Milford Sound, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, new zealand, North Island, queenstown, Rugby, Sheep, smp, South Island, tourism, travel, Wellington

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Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?

Moaning Minecraft Server

again.., animated, cartoons, Characters, children, Conversation, dialogue, Entertainment, family, funny, gender stereotypes, humor, Kids, little girl, Media, Minecraft, Moaning, parenting, Server, Son, television, Watching

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Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mines Excavated:	2981	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Farms Harvested:	945	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	5869	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

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Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3043	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3115
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7350
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9397	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crops Grown:	1890
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34