Hypothetical Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward coffee dates again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities to break the ice and keep the conversation flowing. Want to impress your date with your building skills? Show off your epic creations and let your creativity shine! Need a distraction from those cringy moments? Dive into our crazy mini-games and challenges to keep the laughs coming. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest to share your Minecraft adventures with. So why waste time on awkward small talk when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Come on, what are you waiting for? Time to mine, build, and flirt your way to a successful coffee date!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5190
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4960	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7760	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1221	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	4811	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	107	Emeralds Found:	1949
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	821	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	5866	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!