Hypocraft | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	443071	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	121	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	211

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	62	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3685	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Mines Excavated:	2778
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	58
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1