| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1313 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
hypocraft.mc-games.org
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1065 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 238 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8048 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 3470 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4445 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 105 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6669 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5816 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5486 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Star Shards Collected: | 229 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5611 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 65 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6897 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 55 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6293 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6339 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6732 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 338 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2054 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5780 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 254 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 | Crops Grown: | 2988 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 769057 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4355 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
