HypochondriaCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	903
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4810	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	1790
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4123
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	287	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crops Grown:	3221	Villages Defended:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	502
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Crops Grown:	3035
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5555
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Votes:	1670	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Villages Defended:	8

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Players:	93/800	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	280	New Chunks Explored:	350382
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3