HypertensionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Towns Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2225
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4590
Farms Harvested:	424	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	567892	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	3177	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1250
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Emeralds Found:	9969	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Items Found:	4843
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	91/100	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28