Hypersteal is a public Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players. The servers focus on offering a welcoming place for everyone to join and play together. You can join game modes like Lifesteal, with survival planned to be added soon. The network includes unique features and plugins to explore, giving players different ways to enjoy their time. The community aims to keep the servers active and engaging, encouraging players to discover new mechanics and gameplay experiences. Whether you prefer competitive play or relaxed exploration, Hypersteal offers a varied environment where you can find a mode that suits your style.
Hypersteal
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ShowerTime Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being yelled at for taking late-night showers by your roommate’s obnoxious boyfriend? Do you want a safe space where you can shower in peace without being called a “retard” for having dyslexia? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where late-night showers are not only allowed but encouraged!We understand the importance of self-care and coping mechanisms, that’s why we have a special shower room in our virtual world where you can relax and wash away all your worries. No more interruptions, no more judgments, just pure showering bliss.
And the best part? Our virtual roommate’s boyfriend doesn’t exist, so you’ll never have to deal with his nonsense ever again. Join now and shower to your heart’s content, because on our server, self-care always comes first!
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CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?
So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Blocktopia Lifechanger
Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have trained ninja villagers who will protect you from those pesky creepers with their epic martial arts skills! Join us for a life-changing experience where you’ll learn valuable lessons like always carry a bucket of water to put out those fiery skeletons or never trust a pigman with your diamonds. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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QuitCraft Rewards: Stop Smoking & Start Mining
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we be offering rewards that will make you quit smokin’ like a pro! We got people stoppin’ their bad habits left and right, all thanks to our epic incentives. For every 100 peeps who get that sweet cash, 10 of ’em gonna be kickin’ that ciggy butt to the curb for good. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you from quittin’ when you got them rewards rollin’ in. So come on over and join the fun, we’ll help you quit smokin’ and build the best blocky world ever!