| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6571 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4122 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
We present to you the Hyperpseed Minecraft server:
45.43.163.18:25504
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4660 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3335 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2514 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6184 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1413 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5442 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2644 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9651 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 224 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2876 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5679 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7952 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2020 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7226 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4033 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
|
A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8249 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5709 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8429 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7873 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7803 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2703 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 412 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8792 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
