Hypersonic Communist Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Emeralds Found:	7891	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5877
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have hypersonic missiles that can change the game in ways you never thought possible! Join us and become a part of our communist country where we rule with an iron fist…and hypersonic missiles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, where players have accidentally been given real-life powers to control hypersonic missiles. Will you use your powers for good or for chaos? The choice is yours (but let’s be real, chaos is way more fun).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of having the power of hypersonic missiles at your fingertips. Just be careful not to blow up the spawn point…again.

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

PersonalityCraft SMP

attitude, Behavior, Characteristic, defining feature, Fixation, hobby, Identity, Individuality, Interest, Lifestyle, lifestyle choice, mannerism, Obsession, Passion, Persona, personal brand, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Quirk, Self-expression, smp, trait

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Farms Harvested:	194
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

OMG, like have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. People turn into absolute Minecraft maniacs on this server, like they eat, sleep, and breathe Minecraft. It’s like their whole personality is just Minecraft, it’s wild, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.

But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

QuitCraftersUnite

addiction, bad habits, Behavior, breaking habits, breaking the cycle, challenge, CHANGE, discipline, Habit, Long-term goals, pattern, perseverance, personal development, QuitCraftersUnite, Quitting, repeated failure, self improvement, self-control, Struggle, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of trying to quit your addiction to mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and reward your diamond-hoarding habits! Join us and indulge in your obsession without any judgment. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a never-ending supply of diamonds to mine? Join now and embrace your inner diamond addict!

What is the IP for estabr0k Minecraft Server?

#estabr0kmc, estabr0k, Minecraft, minecraftclips, minecraftfunny, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380

estabr0k is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of electronic, hip hop, and experimental music. With a career spanning over a decade, he has gained a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for his innovative sound and bold creativity. Through his music, estabr0k continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, establishing himself as a rising star in the music industry.

New

Earth, Earthmc, Economy, Experiment, GPL license, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Server, Terra Nova, Towny, update, work in progress

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	878266	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	4850
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	280

THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.

This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress

newnova.blockworlds.io

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	750
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	205	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Invisible Walls Found:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Farms Harvested:	835
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	3093

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	902
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.