Hyperfixation Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9827
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Love Letters Sent:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	423300
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mines Excavated:	1715	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Votes:	2153	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ores Mined:	4243
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8467	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16