| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1080 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 2911 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
hypercraftmc.online:25576
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2917 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8195 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3759 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8682 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 234 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9471 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1341 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9311 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 487 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6268 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 212 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4557 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Crops Grown: | 6824 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 2804 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6889 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 379421 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9929 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1722 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Votes: | 1142 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6042 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2147 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 549 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9578 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9056 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3615 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9620 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Votes: | 1883 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
