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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 401 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1294 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?