I mean, who needs competition when you can just get wrecked right off the bat, am I right?
Join us and experience the thrill of instant defeat, just like that poor Indian fighter.
No need to worry about actually winning, just embrace the chaos and have a good time getting knocked out in record time!
On our server, you can experience the thrill of making awkward comparisons between your current partner and your ex, all while trying to navigate family dynamics and day trips. Will you choose to please your parents or your significant other? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious consequences.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and chaotic storyline unfolding right before your eyes? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and see if you can handle the madness!
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world, just like how you wish your neighbor would build some respect for quiet hours. And hey, if you ever need to borrow some WiFi, we’ve got you covered – no disrespectful messages here!
So come on over and escape the chaos of real life by diving into the chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs sleep when you can be building the ultimate block fortress? Join now and leave your noisy neighbor in the dust – literally!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. It was lit, fam. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots guarded by a pack of derpy llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you find it, you’ll be hailed as the ultimate meme lord of the server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe gravity. But who needs gravity anyway? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were the best at Minecraft. They had all the diamonds, all the enchanted gear, and they thought they were on top of the world. But then, they joined our server.
Suddenly, they were faced with challenges they never even knew existed. Giant chickens that could shoot fireballs, pigs that could fly, and creepers that would break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It was madness, I tell you!
But that’s not even the best part. Our server is home to the rarest of creatures – the morally ambiguous player. You never know what they’re going to do next. One minute they’re helping you build a castle, the next they’re stealing your diamonds and running off into the sunset.
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| About | Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. |
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| Server Version | 1.7.10 and staying around for a long time |
| Question | Answer |
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| How does player protection work on the server? | The server has a grief prevention system where players can claim blocks that cannot be destroyed or built upon by others. The admin team also assists in case of any issues. |
| What quality-of-life features are available for players? | Players can use a banking system that gives interest for every hour of playtime. There is also a Market set up at the Survival Spawn for trading goods. |
| Are there multiple worlds available on the server? | Yes, in addition to the traditional Survival world, there is an amplified world and plans for additional worlds like an Event World and a Creative Plot World. |
| Can Bedrock and Java players play on the server together? | Yes, the server allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, allowing players from both platforms to join. |
| Where can I get more information or support for the server? | Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Discord link: https://discord.gg/davidscloud |
| IP Address | dscgames.net |
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| Port | 25565 |
| IP Address | dscgames.net |
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| Port | 19132 |
For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/
Join us and leave behind the chaos of disrespectful daughters, moldy houses, and racial insults. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and not worry about anyone stomping around and pouting like a child.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t tolerate any hate towards white people or any other race. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.
So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled family members and just want to relax and have fun, join our server today! Who needs passports when you can travel to endless virtual worlds right from your computer screen? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – without any drama!
first off, our server has, like, unicorns and flying pigs everywhere. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling evil flying pigs, how cool is that? not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there’s a giant chicken guarding it. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? you can build a house out of chocolate and live happily ever after. but watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re always up to no good.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than Trump’s plans for Gaza.
the come-up is wild, dude. you start off in this crazy world where everything is all trippy and surreal. you’ll be building your little minecraft house and suddenly the blocks start dancing around you, man. it’s like a party in your brain, but in minecraft form.
and then the come-down, oh boy. it’s like coming back to reality after a wild night out. you’ll be wandering around this server, feeling all introspective and deep. you’ll start questioning the meaning of life and the universe, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will take you on a journey through your own mind, man, then this is the place for you. come join us and let’s get weird together. peace out, fellow minecrafters.
