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| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9962 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2927 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 346176 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
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| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
