| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7899 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 221 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8731 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1863 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2259 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3497 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 925 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 294 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8054 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8657 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3928 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7756 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8761 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5007 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3217 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9089 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 193 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1280 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5912 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 397 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2315 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 279 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7499 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5872 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Votes: | 7742 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
