Hylemorphica | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	7409
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Animals Bred:	78
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mines Excavated:	1947
Magic Items Found:	8717	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	120	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	7270	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	5607	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7157	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	778	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ores Mined:	4484	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8028	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchantments Applied:	134	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	1926
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	552844
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	4183
Void Armor Forged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1