come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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