come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Chimeras Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Potions Brewed: 111
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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