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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1618 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.
so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.
