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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1110 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 779123 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.
so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.
