Hustle SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets vanilla ice cream – 1.20.4!

Date of Launch	26.05
Host Location	Europe
Server Version	Paper 1.20.4

Plugins	Simple Voice Chat, EssentialsX, CoreProtect, Dynmap, AFK-Display, Anti-Endermen-Grief, Double-Shulker-Shells, Fast-Leaf-Decay, Multiplayer-Sleep, Player-Head-Drops

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You must first go through a short application process after joining our Discord server.
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on Paper 1.20.4.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These will be shared in our Discord server.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mines Excavated:	2502
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Dragon Eggs Found:	3556
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7689	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	189	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	8486	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hustle SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets vanilla ice cream – 1.20.4!

Welcome to Hustle SMP!

Server Overview

Features

Plugins and Datapacks

FAQ

Updated September 27, 2024

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Updated September 27, 2024

CreeperLoveCraft

Updated September 27, 2024

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 27, 2024

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

Updated September 27, 2024

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

Updated September 27, 2024

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

FAQ

Updated September 27, 2024

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Updated September 27, 2024

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Updated September 27, 2024

Ozempic-FreeZone

Updated September 27, 2024

BlockBuster10/10

Updated September 27, 2024

PutinCraft2020

Updated September 27, 2024

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4