Hustle SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets vanilla ice cream – 1.20.4!

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Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP!

Experience a brand new SMP with exciting features and a mature community. Join us today!

Server Overview

Date of Launch	26.05
Host Location	Europe
Server Version	Paper 1.20.4

Features

Create or join factions
Choose your lifestyle – pacifist or pro-war
Experienced admins
Exciting adventures
Short application process to join Discord

Plugins and Datapacks

Plugins	Simple Voice Chat, EssentialsX, CoreProtect, Dynmap, AFK-Display, Anti-Endermen-Grief, Double-Shulker-Shells, Fast-Leaf-Decay, Multiplayer-Sleep, Player-Head-Drops

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/jPGSCC3PnN

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You must first go through a short application process after joining our Discord server.
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on Paper 1.20.4.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These will be shared in our Discord server.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ores Mined:	2714
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2007	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	60	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	8891
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Void Gems Collected:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ores Mined:	1794	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.