| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6898 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 43 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine battling it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to get you pumped, how about the fact that the creepers here actually break out into dance parties instead of exploding? It’s like a rave every time you encounter one!
But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually sentient beings that tell you jokes as you mine them. Who wouldn’t want a sparkling gem that doubles as a stand-up comedian?
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8526 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4280 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 40476 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I heard that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the Macarena! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build the tallest tower on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry!
So like, why are you still reading this?? Go join the server now and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LarryTheLlamaIsMySpiritAnimal
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2081 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2454 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.
So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4421 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?
also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.
plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.
so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7483 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 894 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
| Tweaks | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom texture pack | A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality. |
| Teleport command | The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways. |
| Datapacks from Hermitcraft | Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more. |
| DiscordSRV | Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication. |
| CoreProtect | Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience. |
Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.
Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.
Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.
Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn
| Question: How do I apply to join the server? | Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server. |
| Question: Can I use mods on the server? | Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged. |
| Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server? | Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience. |
| Question: How can I communicate with other players? | Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication. |
| Question: What are event coins used for? | Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items. |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 464 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5730 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2920 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 451 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3694 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5868 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 466 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7379 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3049 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9317 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7946 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Potions Brewed: | 185 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |
