New Minecraft Servers 2025

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HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server
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Players: 109/800 Votes: 3546
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
Potions Brewed: 123 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4256
Farms Harvested: 558 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Items Found: 7785

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

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  • WifeWars Minecraft Server

    WifeWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3501
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Farms Harvested: 841 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

    With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

    So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

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  • UnderwearCraft

    UnderwearCraft
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 532
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

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  • InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

    InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5530
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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  • BlockyFlirts

    BlockyFlirts
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 658
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1599
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ores Mined: 8053
    Mines Excavated: 3394 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

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  • RussianBoomCrew

    RussianBoomCrew
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9286
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

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  • Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

    Block Pathway to Forgetfulness
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5120
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 565 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7543
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port) 19132
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
    • Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
    • Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
    • Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
    • PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
    • No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

    Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

    2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

    Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

    3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

    PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

    4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

    You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

    5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

    Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

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  • Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

    Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2985
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Animals Bred: 77
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Divine Spears Created: 25
    New Chunks Explored: 559446 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

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    OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

    You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

    The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

    Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

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  • NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

    NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7531
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Ores Mined: 6860
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

    Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

    And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

    So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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  • GiftGateCraft

    GiftGateCraft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 404
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crops Grown: 6976

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

    Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

    Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

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  • LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

    LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4977
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

    Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1355
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Animals Bred: 23
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7875
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 62 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

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  • TerritoryTussleMC

    TerritoryTussleMC
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7347
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2040 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Emeralds Found: 6952 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

    Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 2190
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

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    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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