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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6666 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
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