HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Farms Harvested:	751
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Towns Built:	8

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mines Excavated:	3842	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ores Mined:	2853
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1430	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1887
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3361
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Divine Spears Created:	30
Emeralds Found:	8299	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dimension Hops:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	96	Votes:	9715
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	619	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!