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Blocky Bathroom Break Minecraft Server

advice, awkward situation, bathroom, blocky, Break, Etiquette, Facilities, funny, gender-specific, humor, lavatory, Male, man, men’s restroom, men’s room, Minecraft, public restroom, restroom, Richard, Server, social norms, suggestion, use the restroom, washroom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player named Richard who just wanted to use the men’s room in peace. But little did he know, our server had transformed the men’s room into a magical portal to a land of endless fun and adventure! Richard found himself in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly little creatures who just wanted to give hugs.

Join our server and you too can experience the madness and mayhem that Richard did! Build a castle made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just remember one thing: always use the men’s room, Richard. You never know what kind of crazy adventure it might lead you on!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1199 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will shake you to your very core? Look no further, because our server is like a reed shaken in the wind – except this reed is filled with explosive surprises and epic builds! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations that will leave you questioning reality itself. Craftsmanship is key here, but don’t worry, we also accept reeds with a sense of humor. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the best way possible!

Yellow Girls Minecraft Server

acceptance, Confidence, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, Girls, inclusion, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, OK, positivity, racial identity, Reassurance, self esteem, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, Support, validation, Yellow

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where yellow girls are discriminated against? Fear not, because on our server, yellow girls are not only welcomed, they are celebrated! In fact, our server was founded by a group of yellow girls who were tired of being left out in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride filled with yellow girl power and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of why yellow girls are the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, yellow girls rule the world!

Haha Minecraft SMP that’s so true SMP Obsidian!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

What are Minecraft servers like Legion Tekkit ?

banned items, consequences, Discord, donation system, Economy, ENGAGEMENT, Factions, Jobs, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old minecraft, play to win, Playtime Rewards, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Simple, Survival, Tekkit, Tekkit 2, Tekkit Classic, towny city

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Legion Tekkit include:

1. Tekkit Legends: This server offers a similar Tekkit experience with a focus on classic gameplay elements and immersive experiences.

2. Tekkit Classic Reborn: A server that recreates the nostalgia of Tekkit Classic with unique gameplay elements and a vibrant community.

3. Tekkit Universe: This server provides a comprehensive Tekkit experience with a focus on player engagement, unique gameplay elements, and regular events.

4. Tekkit Galaxy: A server that combines classic Tekkit gameplay with unique twists and features to keep players entertained and engaged.

5. Tekkit Realms: This server offers a realistic and immersive Tekkit experience with a strong emphasis on community building and player interaction.

178.32.116.164:25116

📸CHERRYMINE📸 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Account.., Adventure, banner, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, description, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Fun, Gaming, GIF, Herobrine, image, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, ONLINE, OWNER, Personal, Pirate, Players, Prison, PvP, Rating, Russian, Server, Weddings

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The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Cherrymine.survival-zone.com

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite players are allowed to join! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ARE ALLOWED! That’s right, it’s a boys-only club, just like Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse. – We have a special channel dedicated to Lia Liker, the queen of Minecraft herself. Follow her on YouTube and Twitter to stay updated on all the latest gossip and drama. – Our schedule may be paused at the moment, but that’s because Lia Licker’s cat is having emergency surgery. We take our players’ pets very seriously here. – Lia has a new acrylic stand for sale, and if you don’t buy it, you’re missing out on some serious swag. – Lia is even recording 3D idol stuff in the studio, so keep an eye out for her next big hit! – Want to buy Lia merch? We’ve got plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, and prints! You name it, we’ve got it. – And remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your Minecraft life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most exclusive Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Lia is watching… always watching.

””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

age difference, blocky, consent, controversial, criminal offense, Ethics, Forbidden, hebes, illegal, legal issues, love, Minecraft, morality, psychological impact, Server, sex, sexual relationships, societal norms, statutory rape, taboo, underage, underage consent, underage relationships, underage sex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else – sex with hebes! That’s right, our hebes are ready and waiting to spice up your Minecraft adventures in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players and dropping rare loot for those brave enough to take it on. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

activity tracker, database, december 5th, Download, Early Access FAQ, endgame content, Exile, Gameplay Trailer, general, gift 2 subs, Global 1488, Global Chat, Grinding Gear, Grinding Gear activity tracker., Minecraft, Official Wiki, Opening Cinematic, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile 2 Gameplay Trailer, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 Teasers, PC client, Pets, poe2, poe2g, poeg, smp, TEASERS, twitch drops

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

Europrison Minecraft Server

crime, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, criminal justice, European, European culture, European laws, european society, Europoors, Europrison, hard time, Imprisonment, incarceration, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, Prison, prison population, prison system, punishment, Server, societal norms

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, old news, PALS, pastebin link, pastebin nuked, PIXEL, Resources, series guide, Server, ship tags, shitposters, spoiler-free guide, sprites, steam release, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

Activity, anal molestation, Boyfriend, Communication Issues, fear of men, Highschool, Meeting, Minecraft, relationship problems, sexual, sexual activity, sexual anatomy, sexual boundaries, sexual confusion, sexual education, sexual expectations, sexual experience, sexual healing, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual misconceptions, sexual shaming, sexual trauma, smp, VIRGINITY

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Adventure, building, Cheats, Clans, Community, Creative, Dupe, Economy, Free Admin, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, java edition, Large Online, Minecraft, Minelegacy, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, No Donations, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Weddings

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The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cherryminee.shockbyte.rocks

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2854	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	27580
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
New Chunks Explored:	831790	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9546	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	2424	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28