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Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the real competition is not in PvP or building epic structures, it’s in the love department! Who will be the first kessoku to snag a boyfriend? And who will be the first to lose their Minecraft virginity? Join now to find out and witness the drama unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft world! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

Corner Minecraft SMP Altseason Just Around Is The

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us as we embark on a wild altcoin season adventure, where the only currency that matters is the “Alt” key! Our Altseason Index is currently at a whopping 88, which means it’s the perfect time to join and start investing in some virtual altcoins.

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and crazy events happening every day on our server. From mysterious altcoin heists to epic altcoin battles, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have altcoins, am I right?

Crafty Wincest – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all kinds of family bonding – even if it’s a little too close for comfort! Join us on Wincest – IncestShare for a truly unique gaming experience filled with awkward family reunions and questionable genealogy.

Need advice on how to navigate those tricky family dynamics? Look no further, our chat is filled with experts in all things incestuous. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against anything too creepy – no pedo or rape allowed!

So come on in, grab your cousin and get ready for some greentext-worthy adventures on Wincest – IncestShare. Previous players have raved about the unforgettable family moments they’ve had here – don’t miss out on the fun!

TV Dressing Room Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic fashion shows in the virtual world! Our players are known for their outrageous dressing gown ensembles that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs armor when you can rock a cozy robe while battling creepers?

One time, a player decided to host a TV marathon event in-game, complete with virtual popcorn and soda. But things took a hilarious turn when another player showed up wearing a dressing gown and slippers, thinking it was a pajama party. The sight of them watching TV together in their comfy attire had everyone in stitches!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious, come join us! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world of laughter and fun.

Watch for Finns Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only time you need to worry about is how long you’ve been playing! Forget about Casio watches, we’ve got watches specially made for Finns to wear in saunas while they mine for diamonds. Our sauna watch collection is so hot, it’ll make your character sweat just looking at it.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining in a sauna while wearing a watch that can withstand the heat of a thousand suns. Who needs regular watches when you can have a sauna watch that tells you the time in Finnish sauna language?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate sauna mining adventure. Just be sure to bring your own towel and plenty of sunscreen because things are about to get steamy!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the land is ruled by a group of mischievous llamas who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the server.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic chicken dance battles. And rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chicken kings, and disco parties that will have you saying “I still like Loid, I still like Yor, I still like Anya” in no time!

🎀BareCraft🎀 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BareCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Isolated Nephilim tribe and battle it out in epic PvP battles! We have exclusive merch like the Promise Mini series and the Jet tag for all our dedicated players. Need a break from the action? Relax with our SmolRyS plushie rerun and clear folder collection. Plus, don’t miss out on our outrageous 2024 Valentines merch and 2.0 Plushie extravaganza. Join now for a chance to win a voicepack from our very own IRyS herself! And if that’s not enough, check out our original songs like “Carbonated Love” and “Gravity” for a musical experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rat peddlers have spent days preparing for Fauna’s graduation ceremony! You won’t want to miss this epic event, complete with fireworks, dancing villagers, and a surprise appearance by a llama in a cap and gown.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the drama YouTubers can’t keep up! From scandalous rumors about Hololive to South Korea declaring martial law, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

And if you think all the chaos is just luck, think again – we’ve got divine intervention on our side. So come join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server, where we discuss all things video game creepypastas! Join us for a chance to uncover the darkest secrets of your favorite games and maybe even summon a few cursed entities along the way.

Room #492 is dedicated to the Sonic Fear Edition, where we dive deep into the terrifying world of Sonic.exe and other spine-chilling tales. Watch as our resident old man reads through these creepy stories, and don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-approved creepypasta list for some extra scares.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Mario World I HATE YOU section for those who enjoy a good jump scare, as well as a Sonic 2 Genocide City area for the bravest of players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our homemade/found pastas for a truly unique horror experience.

Join us on our CyTube channel for some fear-inducing videos and web series, or browse through our archives for even more spooky content. And remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the creepypastas themselves is missing out on all the fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience you’ll never forget.

Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crops Grown:	3356

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	177499	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	174
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	806	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6146
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Dimension Hops:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7