HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	213252

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchantments Applied:	96	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6931	Enchantments Applied:	129
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Farms Harvested:	204
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4708	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	6860
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4929	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.