HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Projections Made:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mines Excavated:	3334	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	6998
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	290406	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	7217	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	1791

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crops Grown:	7080
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.