HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Farms Harvested:	174

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3125
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Votes:	6386	Zombie Dances:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	90
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	585	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	152
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!