join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. we have a secret underground club where llamas serve you cookies and milk while you ride on giant chickens.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire. we have a special potion that turns you into a mermaid so you can swim with dolphins and explore underwater caves.

our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of our epic music. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

come join us and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created. remember, all conflicts can be traced back to someone’s hurt feelings, but on our server, we only spread love and laughter. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LonelyCraft: Where making friends is harder than finding diamonds

    LonelyCraft: Where making friends is harder than finding diamonds
    Are you tired of being a lonely loser with no social circle? Do you struggle to make friends because you’ve been living under a rock for the past 25 years? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and make friends faster than you can say “Creeper!” With our unique gameplay and friendly community, you’ll be part of a social circle in no time. And if you bring a friend along, you’ll be infiltrating social circles like a pro in no time.

    It’s like investing in friendship – the more friends you have, the easier it is to make even more friends! So come join us and say goodbye to your lonely days. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a Minecraft server to make friends on? Join now and start building friendships (literally)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pixel Boobs & Blocks: Where Anime Girls Rule & Chests are Large

    Pixel Boobs & Blocks: Where Anime Girls Rule & Chests are Large
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with anime girls with large chests! That’s right, you can build and explore while being surrounded by the most bodacious babes in all of Minecraftia.

    But wait, there’s more! These anime girls aren’t just for show – they actually help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers with their superpowers. Need a pickaxe? Just ask one of our busty beauties to summon one for you with a flick of her wrist.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, only those brave enough to face the anime girls’ challenges will be able to claim the loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those jealous Endermen – they’re not too happy about all the attention the anime girls are getting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4792 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Memes R Us

    Blocky Memes R Us
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and rainbow-colored sheep.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted busting a move on the dance floor, showing off his best flossing skills.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Ores Mined: 5494
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs

    Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs
    Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t even bother to use real Indian names? Well, look no further because our server is so inclusive, we even have a village named after every Indian name in existence! Join us and experience the ultimate diversity in Minecraft – from Pajeet to Rajesh to Parvati, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

    Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

    But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 140 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

    TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9229 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

    Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?
    Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Over the Hillcraft

    Over the Hillcraft
    Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

    Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9661
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2450

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

    Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score
    Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

    Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!
    Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5520 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

    Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

    Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness
    Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

    So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

    Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

    2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

    3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

    4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

    5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5116 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Farms Harvested: 910 Ores Mined: 5708
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

    Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Star Shards Collected: 102
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

    EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 145
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crops Grown: 5938

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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