HurricaneMiltonEscape

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyDefenseMinister

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Robo Voice Realness

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1360	Runes Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	4700
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5611	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	1587	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MixedCraft Server

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Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Animals Bred:	151

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExHusbandCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4339	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2254	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TreeHuggerCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arthropleura Head Hunt

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Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ores Mined:	800	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1