Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most intense hurricane simulator experience you’ll ever find! Just like the one at the science museum, except this time, you can control the speed and intensity of the hurricane. Want to feel like you’re getting blown away at 200mph? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about random moms trying to crash your hurricane party. On our server, only the cool kids get to ride the storm. No grifters allowed here! Just pure, unadulterated hurricane fun.

So join us now and experience the thrill of the storm like never before. Just remember, Funcle Mike is always watching out for you. And he’s not afraid to kick out any troublemakers who try to ruin the fun. See you in the eye of the storm!

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  • SandwichSNAFU – Oops, wrong order!

    SandwichSNAFU – Oops, wrong order!
    Are you tired of partners who don’t appreciate your thoughtful surprises? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to appreciate every single block placed or item given to them! No more wasted sandwiches or hurt feelings here, just pure gratitude and love for all things Minecraft. Plus, our server is filled with players from all walks of life, so you’ll never have to worry about someone not understanding the value of a good breakfast sandwich. Come join us and experience a world where every block matters and every gift is cherished!

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

    So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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  • CraftyLiesOrIgnore

    CraftyLiesOrIgnore
    Are you tired of being ignored by other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never ignore you! In fact, we’ll shower you with so much attention, you’ll feel like the most popular player in the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can capture one of these creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being showered with attention and hunting down rare and magical creatures! Who needs to be lied to when you can be entertained by our outrageous stories and adventures?

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  • OceanHeatWaveCraft

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    so, like, you know how scientists are all like “ocean temperatures are rising much faster than expected”? well, on this server, we have a theory that it’s because all the lava from the nether is leaking into the ocean and heating it up! join us on this wild adventure as we try to stop the lava leaks and save the ocean from turning into a giant hot tub! plus, we have penguins that can talk and give you quests to find the lost treasure of Captain Squidbeard. come join us and help save the ocean, one block at a time!

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  • Hedge Carbon Storage – 40% Boost

    Hedge Carbon Storage – 40% Boost
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the hedgerows be poppin’ off with that soil carbon storage, yo! We ain’t playin’ around, we got them hedges storing 40% more carbon than some lame grassland, like what even is that?

    Our soil be lit AF, storing 40 tonnes more carbon per hectare than anywhere else in England, like dang, that’s some next level eco-friendly ish right there. And get this, it don’t even matter where you at in England, our soil be holdin’ it down no matter the soil type, rock formation, or climate. It’s like magic or somethin’, straight up wizardry up in here.

    So come on down to our server and witness the power of the hedgerows, where the soil be carbon storin’ like nobody’s business. Join us and be part of the soil carbon storage revolution, yo! Let’s get that carbon in the ground, y’all!

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