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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.
So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!
