so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner caveman instincts, bro. like, u got ADHD? no prob, that just means ur brain is wired to be a master hunter. autism? that’s just ur superpower for building epic bases. anxiety? that’s just ur body getting ready to fight off creepers and zombies. join our server and embrace ur primal side, cuz we’re all about survival of the fittest, baby! come join the fun and let out ur inner caveman on our epic minecraft server.

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

    Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

    Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PickMeNotPlsCraft

    PickMeNotPlsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

    Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

    So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Magic Items Found: 8768

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

    CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

    So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Magic Items Found: 3029
    Dimension Hops: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MinecraftMoodBoost

    MinecraftMoodBoost
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyMurderMystery

    BlockyMurderMystery
    so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

    join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

    if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

    Cooling Craft: Chill Zone
    join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Magic Items Found: 2806
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

    MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MortalMC Beta

    MortalMC Beta

    Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7237
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Silkys LifeSteal

    Silkys LifeSteal

    Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

    But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 404
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

    I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

    2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

    3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 New Chunks Explored: 973274
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Potions Brewed: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your past mistakes and start fresh? Look no further than our server! Just like this player who turned their life around after a rough start, you too can join our server and leave all your troubles behind.

    Join us for a chance to rebuild your relationships, just like this player reconnected with their family after years of turmoil. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family within our Minecraft community!

    But beware, just like this player’s family couldn’t let go of the past, our players might joke about your past mistakes. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, just like this player decided to cut ties with their family for the sake of their own happiness, you can always take a break from the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave your past behind and start anew! Who knows, you might even find a new family who will support you no matter what. See you in the game!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Potions Brewed: 160

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CuttingKarenCraft

    CuttingKarenCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with rude grocery store line-cutters? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no cutting in line” policy! Our virtual express lane is always fair and orderly, so you can shop in peace without any drama.

    Imagine a world where everyone respects the 12-item limit and waits their turn like civilized players. No more eye-rolling or passive-aggressive sighs from other users, just pure grocery store bliss. And if anyone tries to pull a fast one, our moderators are quick to intervene and restore order.

    Don’t let real-life line-cutters ruin your day – escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks to build your dream grocery store. Join now and experience the satisfaction of a line well-organized!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FlexCraft SMP

    FlexCraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and trading boring old diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes while riding a unicorn made of pure rainbow blocks!

    Join us if you want to show off your epic builds like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks. And don’t forget about our weekly events like “Dress Your Chicken in the Coolest Outfit” competition or “Who Can Mine the Most Obsidian in 10 Minutes” challenge.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and show off your wildest creations, join us and let’s make the blocky world a crazier and more hilarious place together!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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