HungryCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Ba Sing Sae, Capitol, Catching Fire, Competition, District 12, Drama, dystopian, HG, Hunger Games, HungryCraft, Katniss Everdeen, location, Minecraft, Mockingjay, Peeta Mellark, Rebellion, Server, Survival, Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Ultimate, young adult

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server located in the mythical city of Ba Sing Sae! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden diamond mine guarded by lava-breathing dragons. Only the bravest players can navigate their way through and claim the riches within!

2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle while munching on golden apples?

3. The city of Ba Sing Sae is protected by a giant obsidian wall that can only be breached by players who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you make it past the wall and explore the forbidden lands beyond?

4. Rumor has it that the legendary Avatar himself visits our server from time to time to challenge players to epic bending battles. Will you be the one to defeat the Avatar and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server in Ba Sing Sae for a truly insane and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6046	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3945	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	117
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1644
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1022	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Items Found:	2041
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2844	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1222	Magic Items Found:	7634
Farms Harvested:	834	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!