Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Star Shards Collected: 235
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crops Grown: 2595
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Star Shards Collected: 159
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Crops Grown: 3287

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2910
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 162 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

    The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

    Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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