Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers

  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 69 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4650
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Divine Spears Created: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4114 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 38 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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