Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, computer etiquette, computer munching, computer usage, desk dining, digital dining, eating habits, Healthy Eating, Hungry, lunch breaks, meal planning, Minecraft, multitasking, office meals, on-the-go eating, online dining, productivity, screen time, smp, Snacking, technology and food, virtual lunch, work snacks, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ores Mined:	6925
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crops Grown:	3259
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Animals Bred:	45
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	2906	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	269	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6591	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	7453	Love Letters Sent:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Star Shards Collected:	190
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	3732	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	5163

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	156	Void Armor Forged:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1615	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!