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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9242 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 533 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 7838 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!