TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3166
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	282	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crops Grown:	1238	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	5012
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4351	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	923	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	5167
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ores Mined:	2440	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

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New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

node2.swdhst.com:2112

TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6215
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ores Mined:	5662	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

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