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CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9366
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	418824
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4389

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	7055	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4740
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ores Mined:	4530	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	199	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	133	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5042	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Villages Defended:	9
New Chunks Explored:	138237	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	113	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23