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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	194
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	25066	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4687

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Votes:	942	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4845
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	186304	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	163	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	2378